My mum can't get a bloody clue that I don't want to go to Miami, and I don't want to fall in love with some blonde beach boy. It's been five years, and since I'm finally going on some trip to America, I suppose that I'm going loony too. Must be in the genes. ... Lacey is a girl with soft brown hair, pale skin, and a "suede" British voice that her mum is absolutely convinced will capture the heart of some blonde, American boy. Since her mum was a teenager, she's always gone to Miami for the summer to visit her grandparents. When her mother met a young, blonde teenager, they began to develop feeling for each other and had a summer fling- but never once met again after that occasion. Ridden with old feelings, Lacey's mother sends her on a trip that she never wanted to go on to find some stinky old man and try to convince the very same stinky old man to marry her mother. God save the queen.