Your a witch and you used to live in Riverdale and you moved to Greendale with your parents your only 15 your birthday is coming up and you will have your dark baptism
you go to Baxter high for now
Okay im a smart alek and ill admit it but wouldnt you be to if you were 17 ,had a bad job, annoying classmate,annoying crazy teachers, a newly adopted sister, a horrible ex boyfriend that you have to be assigned buddies with on a bad camping trip and a pregnant tent mate , heres a tale of teenage anguish and humor heres a tale that might make you go oh my gosh , heres the tale of my suckish craptastic life .