DGHDA Oneshots
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Last published Sat, Apr 20, 2019
A collection of oneshots and small stories about Dirk Gentlys holistic detective agency.
English is not my mothertongue so please excuse my mistakes or unusual sentence constructs. If you see brutally wrong things please tell me, I'd love to improve my english.
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