Peter doesn't ask for trouble, trouble just kind of finds him, stalks him like a bloodhound until it's basically his second shadow. Tony doesn't ask for stress, stress just sort of follows him around, pads after him like a puppy turned spider-baby, until he's basically Tony's second shadow.
Tony, somehow, learns to love and cherish his little stress inducing kid. Peter, on the other hand, just wants trouble to stop biting at his ankles.
(Or, Leah's 25 IronDad Bingo Prompts)
"Hey, Mr. Stark..." Peter laughs nervously, but tries to lighten the tension nonetheless.
"Did you just put me on hold for the last three minutes and twenty-eight seconds?" Tony inquiries, his voice chillingly calm. "'Cause last time I checked, a teenager who is given a multi-million dollar suit answers the calls of said person who gave the teenager a multi-million dollar suit."
Peter fights a deadly new villain with Tony and Team Spidey on his side! Full of angsty, hurt-comfort, and fluffy moments of our favorite Irondad Spiderson duo!