Blair, Boys and Butterflies

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Parts 26
Time 1h 37m

Reads 202
Votes 52
Parts 26
Time 1h 37m

Abby brings a cardboard cutout of Elliot and places it before me.
     "Okay now, just start insulting him. Let it all out" Edie says.
    "Okay." I let out a breath "I can do this" I crack my hands and begin "Listen here you dehydrated vegetable. You're the worst human being on this planet. You're really the biggest asshole. You're a knobhead! A shitbag! An arsebadger! A twatwaffle!" I stop to catch my breath and then continue "You know what? On second thought, people clap their hands when they see you. They clap them over their eyes. You are the reason God created the middle finger. I'm jealous of people who haven't met you." and just like that, I'm right in front of him saying all this.
    
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    What happens when Blair, an 18 year old girl who's rough around the edges, starts bickering with the school's most popular, cold hearted, jerk Elliot?
    Read to find out :)All Rights Reserved

fluff funny highschool light romance teen teenromance

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Abby brings a cardboard cutout of Elliot and places it before me.
     "Okay now, just start insulting him. Let it all out" Edie says.
    "Okay." I let out a breath "I can do this" I crack my hands and begin "Listen here you dehydrated vegetable. You're the worst human being on this planet. You're really the biggest asshole. You're a knobhead! A shitbag! An arsebadger! A twatwaffle!" I stop to catch my breath and then continue "You know what? On second thought, people clap their hands when they see you. They clap them over their eyes. You are the reason God created the middle finger. I'm jealous of people who haven't met you." and just like that, I'm right in front of him saying all this.
    
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    What happens when Blair, an 18 year old girl who's rough around the edges, starts bickering with the school's most popular, cold hearted, jerk Elliot?
    Read to find out :)

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