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Ongoing, First published Aug 06, 2012
CORPORATE DRONE (n.) A mindless robot for the corporation. Someone who has "sold out". Goes along with all management initiatives and enjoys repeating corporate "jokes" like "is it Friday yet", and "didn't you get the memo about the red shirt" Example: Aaron used to be cool. Ever since he sold out he's nothing but a corporate drone. Kinemortophobia is the fear of The Undead. No matter what you believe, zombies are real. And among us. Look into the eyes of any Corporate Drone and you will see...Their souls started dying the moment they set foot into their first cubicle. Confessions of a Corporate Drone was my self-prescribed therapy during my torturous stint in corporate America. Writing was cathartic and all too often was the only thing that got me through many days in that cubicle farm. I barely made it out with my brains and soul intact...All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Corporate Drone - definedTue, Aug 7, 2012
- Introduction and PreambleTue, Aug 7, 2012
- Identity and Telephone HeirarchyTue, Aug 7, 2012
- All Together Now: "MOO!"Tue, Aug 7, 2012
- 20 Ways to Seem Busy at WorkTue, Aug 7, 2012
- Low Morale #1 Productivity KillerTue, Aug 7, 2012
- Sunday Night Work AnxietyTue, Aug 7, 2012
- A is for Apathy. Good Enough for Me.Tue, Aug 7, 2012
- Sold my Soul for a PaycheckTue, Aug 7, 2012
- 5 Things I Could Not Care Less AboutTue, Aug 7, 2012
- Goals and AmbitionWed, Aug 8, 2012
- Groundhog DayFri, Aug 10, 2012
- Some Math. You vs ThemSat, Aug 11, 2012
- Depression and WorkSat, Aug 11, 2012
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