DDEC (Demons Don't Eat Cupcakes) {TEMPORARILY ON HOLD}

Devil's Oak: a small-town tourist trap that's secretly a gateway to Hell. And with the help of a witch, the tree becomes an access point for demons to possess human souls. The human gains the power of the demon and its immortality; while the demon gets a vacation from Hell and the chance to gain control of the host in a moment of weakness.

But no one asked Delilah Whitney if she wanted a cloven-hooved asshole hitchhiking on her soul. She just woke up in the woods one morning with no memory of the night before and the inability to die. Plus, she can now light a bitch up like a Tesla coil if the need arises. You'd think she'd be happy for the chance to smite some hoes, or at least grateful that she'll never grow old; but due to a lifetime of loss and abuse, she's a teensy bit suicidal. And having that option taken away REALLY pisses her off. But despite her occasional desire to end it all, she's managed to survive moving back in with her parents at twenty-six-years-old, the daily degradation of rude customers at her mom's bakery, and staving off the advances of the hunky, but grossly too old for her, Finn McAlister: a man with a demon as bad as her own. Did we mention his abs? His Irish accent? Or the dreams she has of him ravishing her as a horny, horned monster every night? He's becoming harder to resist than a fresh-baked turtle brownie. And if all that's not enough, an angel with the only weapon capable of ending their lives has it out for them both.

With the threat of her life being taken by force, Delilah must decide whether to let the monsters have it or to fight for the life she's always taken for granted. But until then, what's a girl to do but indulge in some cupcakes, sex, and newly-acquired demon magic?

Hell, maybe things aren't so bad after all...