Coming out

This is a story about Michael Mell. Michael Mell was very gay. That much was obvious. The problem was that he was very gay for his best friend. And that was a problem. Because Jeremy was too perfect and beautiful to lose simply because Michael was gay for him.
Michael was perfectly content being Jeremy's friend-but it was getting kind of annoying. The problem was that Jeremy was so dumb. He didn't see the knowing glances people would shoot at him when they walked past; he didn't see the people whispering down the halls when they walked past; he even couldn't evem see it plain as day when someone would aww at them. Everyone thought they were a couple, even though neither of them had ever come out, or even suggested that they were gay. And that, was going to change.