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LECTURAS 8,461
Votos 103
Partes 10
Hora 15m

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"What do you text to your crush when you feel like you can't flirt at all? You use pick-up lines to break the ice."

'Suck At Flirting' is a book intended to show funny self-written 'romantic' pick-up lines & puns to get the flirting started while also giving you actual tips & tricks!

Disclaimer: Use the fun part at your own risk, this book is just for the sake of showing my bad flirty skills while also giving you actual advice you might want to use!

☂ Honourable Mentions ☂
▪#47 flirt - May 6th, 2019
▪#5 doityourself - May 20th, 2019


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