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The Golden Comedy Goddesses Book.

Leituras 14
Votos 4
Capítulos 3
Tempo <5 mins

Leituras 14
Votos 4
Capítulos 3
Tempo <5 mins

comedian comedy humor

Litgit your Cause of Death will be: Laughed way too hard. 

"Ah, poor fellows they didn't truly know what laughter really was until they met the beautiful and bedazzling comedian who's name is Ms. Burrito Cat."  Mr. Blazing Star said to his Gorgeous  assistant Ms. Nightingale 

⚠🚨📢🚨⚠CAUTION⚠: Extreme Golden Comedy!!!!!⚠🚨📢 🚨⚠  because you're dealing with the one and only comedy goddess!!!!Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Some wise asshole once told me that you can't stand right next to a fire and expect not to get burnt. James was a fire, an absolute fucking dumpster fire, but I figured it was safe to cover myself in gasoline and dryer lint and take a closer look. How could this not blow up in my face?

Sweet Murder. Book 1., de Mind_of_The_Odd

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[WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST] "Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?" "Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!" I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?" -- 17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time. Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal. That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle. It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her. - Featured on: @TeenFiction 'FunnyBones' reading list: October 6th, 2021 @StoriesUndiscovered 'The Power of Laughter' reading list: June 1st -30th, 2021 -- Since mock websites are becoming more common, unfortunately, I have to give the disclaimer that this story is only being published on Wattpad. If you see it anywhere else let me know so I can warn my followers and also be aware that it could make your device vulnerable to malware. --- Started: August 18th 2020 Completed: April 12th 2021