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The luaghing immortal (powerful Immortal male reader X SCP foundation)

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You are an immortal who seen it all, the start of creation, the birth of humans and even some "Scp" and all the wars plus the crazy humanity endings. You were just having a cup of tea, sitting on the moon relaxing when all of a sudden men and women wearing black versions of space suits with modified weapons got the jump on you and knocked you out. You woke up in a concrete room with one-way glass, you sigh as you know you just got roped into a new adventure, somehow.

I made this for my own amusement, so this might not be good as others but its funny.All Rights Reserved

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Yes, You're Majesty [BL] by diekann

Minho woke up in a bright, white room of emptiness. A woman who serenely wears a blue dress gave him a smile. "Your awesome back there!" Minho sighs. "I died miss." He then asks. "Is this heaven?" The woman chuckles. "I suppose." "I have not even finished my paper work yet I'm sure my team leader will visit my memorial asking for my mother about it." Minho sighs again. The woman laughs even harder. Minho rolls his eyes at the woman. The woman then ceased from laughing and put on her serious face on. "Mr. Do, article 101 section 7 states. That your soul is subjected for trial. As you had sinned greatly at the life you had lived yet showed redemption on your last moments for doing a great sacrifice." She paused. "You will be transported to another world with a different identity, the memories and body of the vessel will be given to you as you must prove your worth to solve that world's dilemma and if you don't then I can safely say your soul will go to hell!" She cheerfully stated the last part and before Minho could protest he felt himself weakened as his eyes closed and then everything grew dark. Moments later he opens his eyes as he felt someone shaking his shoulder. "Father?" The person wearing a mask calls out with a hand on his shoulder. Minho is a father now. "I thought about him more each passing day when he left the earth. Emperor Gemini Vi Aiden is a rare diamond that I would've given him the title as my Empress and changed my Empire's laws just to honor him. He indeed truly captivated my thoughts and my desire as I bed beauties to warm my night. I always imagined and replaced their faces, thinking it was him, whom I was giving pleasure." The Emperor sighs and move his mouth closer to Minho's left cheek. He's tongue draws out to lick Minho's cheek as he pulls away and smirks. Minho has an obsessive suitor now.

I'll protect you darling~ (SCP-035 X Child!Reader) by Wulfston1

Note: This is NOT a love story between a mask and a child. That is pedophilea, which is NOT what's happening here. This is a Father/daughter relationship. You were abandoned at a very young age. Three years to be exact. You would've been dead meat, but a fellow SCP member found you, and took you into the facility as a experiment. But what they wouldn't know, is that this experiment will be their downfall. ---------------------------- "Let me show you the world you were meant to see." He said, reaching out his hand. You smiled and grabbed it.

Containment Breach: Hearts In Lockdown (Female Creatures X M! Reader) by Dxwn-Falling

(A heavily 18+ book with heavy scenes that may or may not include some intense themes. but hey sexy scp's amiright? But with a twist!) Y/N, once a talented juvenile delinquent, finds himself in a far more terrifying situation after being caught robbing a bank funding the mysterious SCP Foundation. Instead of rotting away in prison, he's offered a choice-become a D-Class personnel, forced to work with dangerous entities and monsters for the sake of science. What Y/N didn't expect, however, was that many of these creatures would be far from what he imagined. Female monsters, entities, and even familiar figures from different dimensions and realities cross his path, turning his job into something much more intense-and far more personal. Thrown into a deadly game of survival, Y/N will have to navigate this strange new world of twisted affection, dangerous experimentation, and a growing realization that the Foundation is hiding more than just SCPs. (yep the twist isn't just genderbent or female scp's! But the whole shabang from different movies and franchises!)

A Vampire's Charm by glazeisaunicorn215

One of his hands slides underneath my dress and between my thighs, trying to separate them. I press them together harder, and see his facial expression-It was dark, he was clearly getting aggravated at my defiance. His fingernails start digging into my flesh, as I let out a weak sob. My voice seemed to have left me as the world around me became nothing. Was I going to accept this? Eyesight blurry, I become dizzy- intense nausea seeping in. I hope I throw up. I hope it disgusts him enough to leave me the hell alone. What if I get away and he follows me to my mom? What if he hurts her? As soon as the panic comes, it leaves. Had someone finally heard my screams and pleas for help? The old man is knocked off of my body in a blur, and I take this chance to crawl away from his hunched form; My bones aching from the hard, dirty floor. I reach the brick wall, and let myself fall limp on a patch of ivy. I suddenly feel tired, my energy was draining. I feel a heating sensation warming up my chest- spreading like a wildfire; My veins turn a glowing citrus, orange color- but it quickly goes away. Did I see that correctly? Although, the weak feeling doesn't go away. I shut my eyes momentarily, only to reopen them to fill my curiosity. I don't see much because of the black blobs coating my vision. The veins on my arms have went back to their normal blue, as if I hadn't seen them turn any odd color at all. Maybe I was hallucinating. I was only able to witness one thing, and I had a sinking feeling that I probably shouldn't have watched. I was able to spot out a masculine figure grab the old man by his neck, and what I saw next shocked me to my deepest core. His eyes turn an intense silky red as his fangs come out quickly and he gives an evil, intimidating smile. "I'm gonna enjoy this." He states in his low guttural voice as he reaches forward and rips the old man's liver out.

SCP x Male Reader - The deadly show by UniteTogether

When one of the biggest Foundation facilities becomes a victim to the vastest containment breach of all time, everyone think it is already over. SCPs however, in a form of malicious twist decide to give everyone a chance to survive. A deadly game in a form of show transmitted live to the entire world with two teams, but only one of them can leave this place alive. Who is going to come on top? The D-class team with their will of revenge against Foundation's personnel, or MTFs, along with guards and scientists, who know this place and SCPs better than anyone else? Written in collaboration with @amandaistdeinemutter, @ProbablyLilac and @kidswritingfanfics, checked for grammar and edited by @Cross4830

Everyone deserves a second chance. SCP-953 x reader by UniteTogether

You have been working for enourmous IT corporation. You didn't believe anymore in paranormal things like SCP foundation, because you were too old for that. Your life wasn't exciting, you were sitting alone in your house and writing lines of code on the computer. During one of your days off, you went to a forest to collect some mushrooms. Nobody knew, that this one expedition, will change your entire life. SCP foundation and its logo used in this book don't belong to me. They belong to their original creators. Main character will be considered as a male, but if you want, you can change male pronounces like him, to female pronounces, like her. SCP-5205, who appears in one part, is my original creation from another book. I have used this number when it wasn't taken, but there is a huge chance, that it will be taken in the future.

SCP-049 x Reader - Untouchable by Afflicted-Alibis

Recently turned D-Class, you were a researcher who terrified your colleagues and had committed a terrible crime that your past self claimed was for the greater good. Turns out you had a stalker, and after being brought to 049 as a means of end, you, with no memory of your past, push through a breach and slowly uncover the mystery of yourself and that unforgivable thing you've done. All the while, bonds strengthen, and feelings develop with an unlikely someone. (Cover art belongs to me, my dudes.) Started: 08/19/2019 First Published: 10/28/2019 Finished: 08/19/2020

SCP-035 x Reader - Adoration by Afflicted-Alibis

It was known to be flirtatious and charming, but when it came to you, it seemed to be excessive. Working hard your whole life, it came as a surprise to you whenever handling SCP-035 came as a challenge. Not only that, but your superior was quickly getting close to you. Perhaps a little too close. Now you were stuck dealing with the inner turmoils of what you want to do with your life, the suffering your superior is putting you through- And what happens when a talking theatre mask takes more interest in you than it should? And why do you take such an interest in it too? (The cover art belongs to me.) CONTENT WARNING: This fanfiction contains emotional abuse and manipulation in general. It also contains strong language, (non-explicit) sexual abuse, death, and mentions of alcohol and blood. If you are uncomfortable with any of that, please heed caution. Started: 08/18/2020 First Published: 10/2/2020 Finished: 10/17/2021

Jerk Face (Snatcher x reader) by ghoshty-ghosht

"WHHHYYYYYYY HELLO THERE! You didn't forget about me, did you?! Don't tell me you forgot about me!" "...do you, like, have all these monologues framed on your wall or...?" ".....no..." •-~-• After a less than convenient engine malfunction occurs, you crash lands into Subcon Forest, injured and afraid. The whole situation seems pretty terrible. Bleeding, lost, without transportation. However, it gets even worse when a certain specter waltzes his way into your life to threaten your very existence. Well as the saying goes, Once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up. (I apologize if there are still any typos I've missed, feel free to let me know where they are! I have ADD so please be gentle. Gender-Neutral pronouns are used to be as inclusive as possible.) THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO GEARS FOR BREAKFAST! Accept for a few, of course. ------ Highest rank(s): #1 snatcher #2 ahatintime #1 imsorrylol #1 thisisstupid #1 okboomer (lmao) 1# snatcherxreader

Trusting The Treacherous Renegade by DressTakeItOff

"Okay I'll give you three seconds then I'll shoot if you don't start talking." "Fine, fine, fine, shit, calm down, would ya? Jeez." Kayn shakes his head and walks back to the couch. He throws himself down and relaxes while his legs are resting on the coffee table. "You humans are so grumpy," Kayn complains. "Are you human?" I ask. "So many questions, I don't even get a chance at answering to them. On top of that, you're stressing me out with that revolver. I can't handle this situation, Gianna." I walk closer to him, a little baffled by his calm, joyful, teasing, attitude. "I'll put it down," I start and sit down on the floor. "But if you don't talk, I won't think twice on shooting this time." I'm rewarded with a smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gianna's life is starting to go back to normal after the tragic passing of her mother. Well, as ordinary as it gets for someone who's spent her life behind the gates of a classified facility. Gianna isn't fond of her father's experiments but she doesn't know how to stop him. Mr. Clermont is a persuasive man. This is until the enchanting man called Kayn shows up at the facility, claiming he's from the near galaxy called Andromeda. Kayn starts to share one too many secrets about the death of Gianna's mother. To then give her a proposition, a favor for a favor, that might change the world we live in forever. Even the universe.

isolation by jamesBond758

this story is about a scientist in Antarctica slowly losing his sanity I can feel the corners of my lips tug upwards and before I know it, I'm cackling. My laughter rings through the empty room, bouncing off the walls as I double over in hysterics. Despite the dire situation, I can't seem to stop. With each passing second, my giggles become more uncontrollable, more manic. As I catch my breath, I try to reassure myself. "Everything will be fine," I tell myself, punctuating my sentence with another bout of laughter. "Because, because!" I repeat, and my voice breaks into another round of giggles. But soon, my mirth turns to misery as my laughter becomes sobs. I collapse on my hands and knees, tears streaming down my face until they blur my vision. The tears burn my skin, adding to my anguish. I can't even cry in peace, can't even surrender to my despair without feeling physical pain. "Oh god, I ruin everything Johnny- I'm sorry!" I cry out, my voice cracking. "I'm supposed to keep care of you and I'm sorry! I'm so sorry Johnny!" I scream, pounding my fists on the cold, hard floor in frustration. It's no use. Nothing can save me. I feel my tears freezing on my face and I quickly dry them with the back of my hand. I crawl over to the fire, seeking warmth and comfort. But there's no comfort to be found.

Astral Legacy Book 1 by ThatGaymerGuyB

Kale had been out taking his dog out for a final bathroom break before heading to bed when he saw it. A ball of light flashed brightly in the sky followed by a crashing sound only seconds later. It hadn't hit too far from his grandmother's house he was looking after for the weeks coming. He had taken the dog back inside and grabbed a hoodie from the coat rack. It wasn't strange for him to take late night walks when he was visiting. He headed toward where he was sure he'd find the meteor thinking it'd make a pretty cool decoration for his coffee table. As he walked toward it he couldn't help but notice how quiet the night had gotten. There wasn't even the usual crickets or frogs chirping. That was when he heard it. A guttural cry of something nearby, he wasn't sure if it was an animal at first but by the end of the sound, he was sure it was a man. He hurried his pace regretting having left his cell phone on the counter by the door. Hoping he wasn't going to find someone seriously injured or even dead. A current original work in progress an adventure inspired by Mass Effect and Star Trek (which will become more evident in later chapters) started out as a Black Panther fan fiction in the early stages but evolved into my own story before I started writing. Comment Vote and Enjoy!

The Perfect Match #1 by BookQueen1235

Kaylee is your typical good-girl. But things take a turn when she bumps into a 'bad boy' at a party. ~ We finally get inside the party. But this isn't your usual party it was packed with celebrities, models, and Hot guys. I get one drink and... boom. I went crazy. I got another and another and another. Soon I was as drunk as I could be. I have no idea where I was going but I bumped into a really buff scary looking guy. I frowned for a second then I spoke. "Hey watch... where you are going!" I shout nearly falling. He catches me as soon as I fall. "Ms. I call for no trouble-" "Are you always this huge?" I said interrupting him. He guffaws for a moment then he replies. "Ma'am I am always this huge. But could you stop drooling on me?" We both looked down and that wasn't drool. I accidently peed on his shoes. My face turned a faint pink. He didn't look so amused by the action though. "What the hell woman?! You just ruined my-" Lexy hurries over seeing I am in trouble. Her eyes dart to me angrily. After it seemed like hours of her staring at me she gives the buff guy a puppy eyed look. "Sir I am so sorry. My sister is just well as we can both see very drunk." He looks at her with annoyance in his eyes. "Well no fucking kidding." He says then he storms off to somewhere. Lexy gives me a 'I am going to kill you' look. "Kay how on earth do you manage to pee on someone without knowing- you know what never mind don't answer that question." She says with a very irritated expression on her face. We turn to leave but the buff man is back this time he looks more pissed than before. "I will send you the bill." He says as he gives Lexy a paper. But my stomach was turning and I felt like crap at this moment. I was too dizzy to see what they were doing at this point. My eye sight faded to black and I fell into a deep sleep." ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Scp-049 x scp!reader by angelicalbunbun

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Awkward Stars by katherinedelia

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REALITY | Scp X Modern!Reader by Elyricpulse

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A cool breeze nipped at your exposed legs, causing goosebumps to erupt over your skin. You were curled into your comforter, comfy and safe, your cheek pressed against your pillow. Lips pursed and a small amount of drool seeping into the fabric. A creak came from the corner of your room, slightly rousing you from your slumber. You glanced around, your drooping eyelids barely taking in the scene. In your sleep riddled state, you didn't see him, his large figure stalking towards you. The whites of his eyes shining in the moonlight, it wasn't until you felt a palm slide up your side. Following the natural contours of your body, the emanating from it lulling you to sleep once again. A dip in the mattress, the springs creaking under the weight. Hot breath fanned over your neck, soft lips pressing onto the back of your ear. A deep hum filling your senses, you sighed. Cuddling back into the figure, wanting to get closer to the warm entity. A low chuckle sounded behind you, and then... Nothing.

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Mr.Bad boy by thedruginmeisyou455

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Breaking the rules (SCP-049 x reader) by Bunny_Tori

Growing up you were smart. Took care of yourself, focused in school, and helped others when you could. Sadly, despite how well-liked you could have been, you weren't very popular, a regular bullying target. Your love life? Sad really, you had been used so much in your short lifetime, you don't do dating anymore. Guess focusing in school wasn't so smart, huh? Now you are 25 and your father is getting you a job. When you were younger you didn't know much about his job, but you did know he was important. He offered you a job at the SCP foundation, how fun. You're worried but are ready to do your best. Your father has taught you about a few of them for safety but... the more you learn about them the more scared you start to get. But at least a few of them are nice. Right?

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Yes, You're Majesty [BL]

Minho woke up in a bright, white room of emptiness. A woman who serenely wears a blue dress gave him a smile. "Your awesome back there!" Minho sighs. "I died miss." He then asks. "Is this heaven?" The woman chuckles. "I suppose." "I have not even finished my paper work yet I'm sure my team leader will visit my memorial asking for my mother about it." Minho sighs again. The woman laughs even harder. Minho rolls his eyes at the woman. The woman then ceased from laughing and put on her serious face on. "Mr. Do, article 101 section 7 states. That your soul is subjected for trial. As you had sinned greatly at the life you had lived yet showed redemption on your last moments for doing a great sacrifice." She paused. "You will be transported to another world with a different identity, the memories and body of the vessel will be given to you as you must prove your worth to solve that world's dilemma and if you don't then I can safely say your soul will go to hell!" She cheerfully stated the last part and before Minho could protest he felt himself weakened as his eyes closed and then everything grew dark. Moments later he opens his eyes as he felt someone shaking his shoulder. "Father?" The person wearing a mask calls out with a hand on his shoulder. Minho is a father now. "I thought about him more each passing day when he left the earth. Emperor Gemini Vi Aiden is a rare diamond that I would've given him the title as my Empress and changed my Empire's laws just to honor him. He indeed truly captivated my thoughts and my desire as I bed beauties to warm my night. I always imagined and replaced their faces, thinking it was him, whom I was giving pleasure." The Emperor sighs and move his mouth closer to Minho's left cheek. He's tongue draws out to lick Minho's cheek as he pulls away and smirks. Minho has an obsessive suitor now.