Fuck.
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Last published Sun, Apr 21, 2019
In this hilarious novel we learn 50 things that can just fuck off and why. We read from Felix' s point of view.
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This story talks about the lgbtq+ community and saucy stuff ( ;) ) So if you don't like that then don't read it.
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