Dear readers I'm Loki and I'm going to be the ruler of Midgard, and how I'm going to be that? Well, first of all, I'm going to Be the President of the United States of America. Do you want to know how and when? Well, my dear Midgardians you shall read it in this book. *sigh* pathetic mortals they need a real ruler, not some idiot that they have now.