Infinitree
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Ongoing, First published Apr 19, 2019
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My name is Syphilis Infinitree.
I was just an average girl, until I met Alec Ryder.
Alec Ryder was the hot bad boy at my school. His skin the colour of eggshells, and his lips looked just like dry ham. His hair was the colour of chicken faeces, and he often ran his fingers through the gelled hair, the texture like badly made bread dough. He was so hot. But, I didn't like him, because he was a bad boy, and bad boys were not my type.

(Yes, this book is satire.)
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