Game Of Frone (GoT Abrégé)
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  • Reads 264
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  • Parts 4
  • Time 9m
Ongoing, First published Apr 19, 2019
― Tu es un sorcier Joffrey !
TADAM.
― Je suis Petyr Bae-Liche, et je serais votre professeur des luttes contre les forces du mal.
TADAM (x2).
― Mais qu'est-ce qu'il se passe ?
― Un terrible danger, tu dois partir ! lança Aragorn de son ton suave.
TADADADADADADADADADADAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Mais que faites-vous ?
― Je baise ta mère, Joffrey.
― Mais mon oncle... c'est votre sœur !
― Oui.
DES REVELATIONS !
― Rogue Stark One a levé une armé au nord. Prévenons Tywii Lannister.
DES INTRIGUES BIEN INTRIGUANTES.
Hop pop pop, qui a écrit cette merde, répondez ?! Putain, je me barre deux minutes aux chiottes et vous faites déjà de la merde avec MA FANFIC ! LA SEULE PUTAIN DE FANFIC QUE J'ALLAIS ECRIRE, J'ALLAIS Y METTRE TELLEMENT DE PASSION ! DES SHIPS, DU DRAMIONE, DU DAEDEMORT, DU MALRYON ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Game Of Frone, une fanfiction avec des nains tout nu dedans. 
Disclaimer : j'adore ce mot.
GoT ne m'appartient pas, du coup je vais faire de la merde avec.

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