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The two retards

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Once a retarded day lived two retards. They were so retarded even their mum knew they were retarded. retard 1 said to retard 2 "Your so retarded!!!" "retard 2 got pissed." Retard 2 gets a belt and whips retard 1. Retard 1 goes even more retarded. They end up fighting and retard 1 passes out. He stops breathing. Next thing u know he is dead...All Rights Reserved

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