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Red Skirts, Smudged Lipstick and Sausage Roll Flavoured Condoms

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This is not intended to arouse you or offended you. I have written this as a joke for me and my friend to laugh at. It might not be very NSFW yet but I will start things off nice and normal before all the Lemons burst  lol if they ever will, I did have a few zesty ideas but now I actually think about it they are just so sour. I'm not a very lemony person to be completely honest but I try and write something that will hopefully bring you a laugh. 

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STILL MAY CONTAIN AIDSAll Rights Reserved

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Chapter One - The Date
Sat, Apr 20, 2019

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Chapter One - The Date
Sat, Apr 20, 2019

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