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The Ferret

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Reads 3,736
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Parts 3
Time 1h 3m

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It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.All Rights Reserved

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