How to Royally Piss Off Your Professor
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Pissing off your professor is not typically something you want to try, but for those who are brave of heart, this is an entertaining and interesting past time. In this essay you will learn the art of pissing off your least favorite professor: everything from disrupting class to being as lazy as possible.
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