Thieftender -- The Thief Behind the Bar Counter

The half-elf Glen Cairn claims he is the descendant of the Great Cairn, an elven thief who plundered the forest and seas in search of his lost human love. Whether or not this is true, Glen is terribly broke and at the mercy of a friendly orc pub owner who may or may not have killed the Great Cairn.

Behind the counter of the Last Life, Glen encounters a depressed dark lord, a boisterous dwarf handyman, a princess on the run from her responsibilities, and more problems than one half elf can handle. Can Glen keep his dexterous hands from thievery long enough to pour a drink for his friends, or will he always be at the mercy of his thieving destiny?