Basically, The BIBLE
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Last published Mon, Apr 22, 2019
A more interesting, and understandable version of God's Word, unaffected by opinion. Adapted from thre different versions and written Rick Riordan Greek Myth style, with good grammar, humour, and lots of other shit.
Basically Bible fanfiction. Except I don't corrupt God's views. Or contaminate it with my opinion.
DISCLAIMER: I AIN'T GOD (duh), AND THIS AIN'T A REAL BIBLE. I'm just a person who has a hard time gleaning the info from His word. I'm not going to change the overall views, I'm not going to censor anything, and I'm going to state the chapter everything comes from so that you can read it for yourself (highly suggested).
I hope Christians, non-believers and Atheists alike can come together to make fun of and ridicule this book.
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