Cómo sobrevivir a la vida
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Last published Wed, Sep 11, 2019
TODAS, absolutamente todas las cosas que debes saber para sobrevivir
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Básicamente toda la mierda que debes evitar , junto con muuuchos consejos que yo no seguí, quizá tú sí los sigas, si quieres sobrevivir claro...
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