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[UNDER CONSTRUCTION] Love in Enzo's Pizzeria

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Parts 13
Time 25m

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A/N: Currently editing and re-writing this bc I will die if another person reads this as it is😍

A story where a lonely girl named Lexi meets a cheeky boy named Alex.

     "Hello, this Enzo's Pizzeria how may I help you?"
     "How do I restrain myself from yeeting a child?"
      "Um, we don't specialize in that ma'am."
      "I think you dialed the wrong number."
      "No, I think you answered the wrong number."
      "I'm sorry? That doesn't-"
      "I'M GONNA KILL YOU MARIAA!! *muffled giggling*
     "...Ma'am is everything alright?"
     "...yes?"
     "Why do you sound unsure?"
     "Do I need call CPS?"
     "No. But 911 may be necessary.."
     "I'm joking.."
      "H-Hello?"
      "Did this fucker really hang up on me?"All Rights Reserved

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