A/N: Currently editing and re-writing this bc I will die if another person reads this as it is😍 A story where a lonely girl named Lexi meets a cheeky boy named Alex. "Hello, this Enzo's Pizzeria how may I help you?" "How do I restrain myself from yeeting a child?" "Um, we don't specialize in that ma'am." "I think you dialed the wrong number." "No, I think you answered the wrong number." "I'm sorry? That doesn't-" "I'M GONNA KILL YOU MARIAA!! *muffled giggling* "...Ma'am is everything alright?" "...yes?" "Why do you sound unsure?" "Do I need call CPS?" "No. But 911 may be necessary.." "I'm joking.." "H-Hello?" "Did this fucker really hang up on me?"