Hey I'm Dirt, and welcome to the show. I been alive for a long time..... I don't remember how long. Before you ask no I don't know how the world started, I'm not that old Baka! >\\\\\<. Well anyways I work now at a coffee shop GutenGonuts and try to live a normal collage student life. Trying to get my degree and find someone. I don't know what I'm looking for.... I just want a friend that's I don't outlive hahahaha, sorry it's a immortal joke. Welp enjoy (Chapters our slowly due to still going to school and work as well and yes I drew that myself. It's dirt :D)