Half A Wattpad Page

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Reads 804
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Parts 12
Time 16m

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Ideas light you up in the most unexpected of times.


Maybe when you're in the shower, or in the middle of a lecture. 

Maybe while taking out the trash, or watering your plants. 

Maybe an idea plants itself in the recess of your mind just as you drift to sleep. 



And you scribble it down for the fear of losing it. At least, that's what I do. 

Maybe they take the form of bullets in the margin of your spiral notebook. Or a scrap of paper. Or the back of your hand or on the palms. 


Or, it just takes half a wattpad page to vent. Maybe more, or less. 

These are my rants inked on the back of a pamphlet and onto a wattpad page. 

Hope you enjoy :)


Cover by the lovely @Thatlunapotato

Second place in the Sunflower Awards hosted by the sweet @SunflowerCommunity

Runner up in You Can Do Anything Awards by the amazing @AlexaZedler

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#938 wattpad (July 9, 2019)lAll Rights Reserved

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