BITCH, PLEASE! | misc. ✈❄
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❝Why the fuck does it seem like everyone is out to get me?❞
❝Maybe because they are??❞
★彡 BITCH, PLEASE 彡★
Essence is one of those girls to bitch about the real shit. The real shit that goes on in the real world. The real shit that happens to real people. She's weird and just wants to get through life, fulfilling the dreams and goals she has.
But, of course, some people just have to ruin that for her.
So here she is, logging all of it down, right here, in this book.
These bitches keep trying her fucking patience.
★彡BITCH, PLEASE 彡★
»These are just my thoughts and opinions on shit, don't get too oFfEnDeD!1!1!
»Mostly spam and shit that's happening in my life at the time
»I hope you guys enjoy this weird shit
★彡 BITCH, PLEASE 彡★
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