Confessions of a British Kid [One Direction/British Fame]

My name's Elodie Stark and I just so happen to live with five world renowned pop phenomenons. Male pop phenomenons, may I add. It's basically the dream of every female between the ages of 11 - 19. The sad part? I'm in a strictly platonic relationship with all of them. Even sadder? I have Jay McGuinness of The Wanted courting me. Oh, the humanity.