Random Acts Of Stupidity
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Ongoing10m
Last published Thu, Jul 3, 2014
So what's there to say to get you to want read my book. I have ADHD and I'm a sarcastic asshole I'm Jewish and my moms bat shit crazy and a felon good times I live with my girlfriend who for some reason puts up with me. so I decided to put all in one book the stupid shit I do say think pretty much whatever. I'm offence and say fuck a lot along with all the words that will probably make this rated R but fuck it. fun is fun!
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