About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Lukewart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. ----------------------- And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Lukewart Mullen in this Twilight Janoskians based parody. ----------------------- Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Glenroy, looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovered Lukewart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events -- Lukewart leaves his chips untouched at lunch. Lukewart saves her from a flying snowball. -- Belle has a dramatic revelation: Lukewart is a vampire. But how can she convince Lukewart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
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