[English version] I decided to write a thing like this to celebrate the day of today, the 10th of July for it's not just another tuesday like all the others: it's the birthday of one of my idols, Neil Tennant, and this is my sort of present for him! It isn't nothing special and I am perfectly aware that he'll never read this OS - and perhaps this is a good thing, for him. What I asked myself was, "Has any fanfiction a sense deeper than personal satisfaction?" and obviously the answer is that no, they haven't any. So, as always, the real question mustn't be "Why?", but more "Why not?". I hope not to make too many mistakes in this short story, but I can't guarantee the total perfection on their lifes and the little (or huge) particulars. Just another info, just to be complete: I only placed my favourite songs, that come from a few albums... I'm sorry I couldn't put "Thursday" in, but it didn't fit very well. So. The quite infinite introduction's ended people! Have a good time reading - but above all, have a totally splendid birthday, Neil! And God save the Pet Shop Boys 😱♥