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The Absurdity Of Manners
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Ongoing, First published Apr 28, 2019
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An orphan girl gets the break of a lifetime when she discovers her biological father is the Grand Duke. This tale takes Disney princess to uncharted heights, and Blue steers the carpet ride.



"Please forgive me if I don't sound appreciative of you saving me from the crowd. I was never one to be dependent on the kindness of strangers", said Blue.


"And I am never one to play the White Knight, to a girl just because her gown sparkles in the dark. But somehow I saw more shine inside of you than anyone's eyes could ever perceive," the handsome gentleman charms.

His sappy flirtation is met with a soft connection of blush and hilarity between Blue and himself. Then his countenance displayed an ever so charming smirk revealing his true genuine character.

"I must confess I have better worded romantic jest in plenty of Hallmark cards. With your name inscribed on it in pretty red ribbon, proclaim it aloud so I can prove this true", said the stranger.

"I believe the name you seek is Blue,  despite its oddity it is true"

"Blue, it is? How peculiar. A girl named Blue. And she has the saddest eyes I have ever seen. I take it that you have never been satisfied, have you?"

"I have been raised to believe that a lady never attains satisfaction, rather she gives it."
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