Let me tell you how this is going to go down:
I am a *grammercenary, which is like a Grammar Nazi-for-hire. Once hired, I will target errors in your punctuation, syntax, spelling, etc., and I will tear them into little pieces.
I am not a part of an editing club or organization. I work alone.
If you have problems taking criticism, I'm not your guy.
This isn't to say that I will leave mean or deprecating comments all over your book (feel free to hold me to this). This means that I will not baby you or hold your hand. I will not write your story for you, but I promise that I will be constructive in my criticism (hold me to this one too).
This is my contract as a grammercenary.
*No, I will not kill your enemies. Yes, it's a great pun if I do say so myself.
The images used in the cover are not my creations. All rights belong to their original owners. Please don't sue me.
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.