cliché overload
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Hi, I want to write a story that includes every possible clichés that you can find in wattpad. I want to make it funny and full of memes. coz everyone loves sum meme.
I stand infront of my huge walkin closet which is full of designer clothes and stare at it. "what should I wear? I don't have anything"
After another 30 min I finally grab a mint colored hot pants and pull it over my slender legs that are 4 m long (no wonder little kids scream slendermen when they see me) with a white cropped top that only covers to my nipples. That is our dress code "less is more".
I also grab my white gucci shoes and my MCM bag with real gold studs. I check myself for a last time in the mirror and blow a kiss to myself. "you ugly b*tch. I hope you rott in hell"
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