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Hi, I want to write a story that  includes every possible clichés that you can find in wattpad. I want to make it funny and full of memes. coz everyone loves sum meme. 

I stand infront of my huge walkin closet which is full of designer clothes and stare at it. "what should I wear? I don't have anything" 
After another 30 min I finally grab a mint colored hot pants and pull it over my slender legs that are 4 m long (no wonder little kids scream slendermen when they see me) with a white cropped top that only covers to my nipples. That is our dress code "less is more". 

I also grab my white gucci shoes and my MCM bag with real gold studs. I check myself for a last time in the mirror and blow a kiss to myself. "you ugly b*tch. I hope you rott in hell"








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His Precious Mate. by Moluccan_girl

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It's A Cliche by lolipopnerd

Hey kids. Do you love watpadd? Are you tired of cliche's? Do you just want to read something funny? Well here's the book for you. Its a humourous parody for watpadd cliches. All you have to do is check it out. You'll fall in love. She was a storm; not the kind you run from, oh no... The kind you chase. ••• What is this idiot doing? He's making a scene, people are staring. Oh God please kill me now. I close my eyes and pray; Oh God just let the ground open up and swallow me... Pretty please? I peek from one eye to check if I've magically teleported... Nope! Still in this nightmare. "will... You... Marry... Me?", he stops singing and looks at me hopefully. Tristan why?! Why you gotta be so weird all the time? I look around to see the crowd watching wide eyed. Some look at me expectantly while the others look like they're about to cry due to this sham of affectionate 'love'. Oh what do I do now? "Tristan... We're in -. "She said yes!" they all applaud ecstatically. 'I hate people'

Someday - A Short Story by HowlEngel

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His Rejected Mate#WattyAwards2016(Under Construction) by OneFnger_2wrds

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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

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My Naughty Mate by bitchbaker

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WEREWOLVES 101 - Beginners Guide by Polaris_Owl

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