After a long hard day at work, Greg Lestrade recieves an anonymous call from a certain man who then offers him the chance of a lifetime.
*disclaimer* I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS, PLACES, SHERLOCK, OR BBC
"I need a favour."
"Do come in, Sherlock, of course I'm happy to see you, anything I can help you with?"
"Yes. I just said, I need a favour."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Really? Well, I still need a favour. Will you help?"
"I don't even know what you want."
"I need you to be my girlfriend."
{fake dating fic - we pretty much ignore half of series 4}