totally CLICHE
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Last published Fri, Apr 3, 2015
cli·ché [klee-shey, kli-]
noun
The dictionary defines cliché as 'a trite or hackneyed plot, character development, use of color, musical expression, etc.'
I'm proud to say that I am the perfect example for the definition of cliché. My name is Britney Alexis Jones and I am the cheer captain at Anna-Rose High. I'm blonde, of course, with blue eyes and perfectly tanned skin.
Now, there are several stereotypes against blondes. There's the Basic Blonde, the Bubbly Blonde, and then there's the Bitchy Blonde. I, most definitely, am sectioned under the Bitchy Blonde category.
Everyone wants to pretend that they hate us Bitchy Blondes, but we all know they secretly admire us. Society views us so negatively, not because we're just plain mean, but because we say what we want, when we want- something that they don't have the lady balls to do. That's what is so admirable about us. We don't care and go by our own rules. We're ruthless and unstoppable. And that- ladies and gentlemen- is why we 'Bitchy Blondes' are so annoyingly admirable.
I know it's wrong to enjoy being categorized under such a negative title, but it's hard not to when it feels so right.
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