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Inside a Crackhead

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Parts 6
Time 6m

Reads 159
Votes 4
Parts 6
Time 6m

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"WAKE UP DUMBNUT WE HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN IT'S 7AM IN SUMMER"
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Just a crackfic with chapters that are inspired by my lifeAll Rights Reserved

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The New Commander (Azur Lane Fanfiction) by RodryMercury567

Yamatomo Mazuhashi had finished his officers training course at Age 25 and promoted to Admiral at Age 26. At the Age of 26 he had been doing nothing but be an assistance of the fleet Admiral which is his big sister Until the higher ups manage to give him a position that made Yamatomo confused. Be the commander of Azur Lane They didn't put the deeper details on what this "organization" is but surely enough the position commander is already open to him Now he will be commanding a fleet of beautiful shipgirls "Oh, what the hell is this? This is not what I'm trained for." (This story is inspired by a book called "The Empires New Commander" by @Matsukatsu. Basically the first plot is similar to the story but I want to change a little bit. Also this inspiration is just me a little disappointed yet happy because of the ending. This story is just me waisting my vacation I have nothing better to do. My Gate Fanfic will wait)

The Forgotten Yankees (Belfast X Reader) by Relentlezz41

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Son of Bismarck by Dadlovekid

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Memoirs of a Broke B*tch by albgotwords

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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise by AvalMerlin

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(Being Rewritten) Housemates || [FNaF SL Fanfic] by Syanide_Poizon

⚠️‼️-RE-WRITE IS OUT NOW UNDER "HOUSEMATES : A REWRITE"-‼️⚠️ A FNaF SL AU where the main four, Circus Baby, Ballora, Funtime Foxy, and Funtime Freddy are living in a home together. (high key a Baby X Ballora romance too) I'm trying to make this a 'feel good' book because I personally need a little goofiness in my day to actually keep me going for the rest of it. And I put the mild angst and angst tags in here for a reason, it wasn't a mistake. I will not warn you if I take a turn to something like super depressing because that may never actually happen. 🥖NO SMUT🥖 This will be a pure fuckery book, not a fucking book. But there shall be implications to it. They are all adults here, so like, don't get under my skin. I might slip in a few memes, if I feel necessary Character Names i guess~ Ballora - Lorraine Laurent Circus Baby - Claudia Palmer Lolbit - Lois Lloyd Bonnet - Bonnie Nettles Funtime Freddy - Frederick Fletcher Funtime Foxy - Francis Lloyd Ennard - Clyde Palmer Yenndo - Wesley Yorkmen Minireena - Marianne Palmer-Rogers Minireena - Marianna Palmer-Rogers Circus Baby Plush - Brenda Palmer-Bal Bidybab - Brent Palmer-Bal Electrobab - Earl Palmer-Bal Bon-Bon - Becky Bennett Funtime Chica - Frances Jean Lefty - Lewis Matrices Music Man - Melvin Manning I pulled their names from a 1950's list so yeah. I found out when Karen's were born. Anyway, I'll try to make this as lighthearted as I can, I've never actually watched a sitcom or romcom in my life, so, please pray for me I will tell you now that if I'm not feeling hot it'll just be a mindlessly happy scenario, one for my own pleasure, and when I'm feeling great it'll be like seriously though out and link up with the other chapters. I need to watch something like I Love Lucy or F.R.I.E.N.D.S. or some shit man

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Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention! by DearUnclePete

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The New Commander (Azur Lane Fanfiction)

Yamatomo Mazuhashi had finished his officers training course at Age 25 and promoted to Admiral at Age 26. At the Age of 26 he had been doing nothing but be an assistance of the fleet Admiral which is his big sister Until the higher ups manage to give him a position that made Yamatomo confused. Be the commander of Azur Lane They didn't put the deeper details on what this "organization" is but surely enough the position commander is already open to him Now he will be commanding a fleet of beautiful shipgirls "Oh, what the hell is this? This is not what I'm trained for." (This story is inspired by a book called "The Empires New Commander" by @Matsukatsu. Basically the first plot is similar to the story but I want to change a little bit. Also this inspiration is just me a little disappointed yet happy because of the ending. This story is just me waisting my vacation I have nothing better to do. My Gate Fanfic will wait)