Inside a Crackhead
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"WAKE UP DUMBNUT WE HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN IT'S 7AM IN SUMMER"
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Just a crackfic with chapters that are inspired by my life
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