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Shady Shenanigans [COMPLETE]

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Reads 104
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Parts 5
Time 28m

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[Short Comedy-Action story]

Well shit. How did he end up in a situation like this again? Oh right, he messed the code up. Again. He really should've listened in math class. And now he's screwed. Well at least, that's what this guy holding him down thinks. So he just... pats the dude's hand and sits up casually.
"Wha-"
"Look uh-- dude, I really need to go before the cops come, plus Lee-diot is calling me, but no hard feelings, right?"
And with that he stands up, uses the right code to open the safe and runs outta there, leaving the guy to just sit there, dumbfounded, thinking, just what kinda risks is this robber willing to take?

Well, really weird and stupid ones, we learn later.All Rights Reserved

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Keeping Up With Trouble

Who knew you could get into an amusing conversation with a guy you just met at a coffee shop? Not Heather. "Why do you keep on following me?" "Because." "Because what?" "Just because." "Stupid idiot" "Do you really wanna know why?" "Will I ask you if I don't wanna know why?" "Way to go with the attitude Amore" "Just answer the damn question estùpido" "Well, keeping up with trouble is fun don't you think?" . . . "What the heck are you talking about?" With secrets and a whole different level of danger facing them, Who knew that said guy is determined to develop a special hate and love relationship with trouble itself? Not Heather, that's for sure.