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Shady Shenanigans [COMPLETE]

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Parts 5
Time 28m

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[Short Comedy-Action story]

Well shit. How did he end up in a situation like this again? Oh right, he messed the code up. Again. He really should've listened in math class. And now he's screwed. Well at least, that's what this guy holding him down thinks. So he just... pats the dude's hand and sits up casually.
"Wha-"
"Look uh-- dude, I really need to go before the cops come, plus Lee-diot is calling me, but no hard feelings, right?"
And with that he stands up, uses the right code to open the safe and runs outta there, leaving the guy to just sit there, dumbfounded, thinking, just what kinda risks is this robber willing to take?

Well, really weird and stupid ones, we learn later.All Rights Reserved

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