If the group had an office job
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Last published Thu, May 2, 2019
Here is the Group's characters basically in this random ass story.
Rosalie (Yes that's my name)- A rich alcoholic, who loves no one except her family and friends, she hates hella people, and she loves making and hearing sex jokes. You can find her watching Rick and Morty but it's rare to catch her doing something else.
Payton- Is obsessed with her boyfriend, she wants to help Rosalie get a boyfriend, is obsessed with My Hero Acidemia, and loves to cosplay. And loves to draw but draws shit compared to Rosalie and Elijah's drawings.
Elijah- A lovable guy, who's funny, and loves making and hearing sex jokes just like Rosalie, he agree with Rosalie that Rick is thicccc, and he is a very intelligent man.
Emma- Belongs in a circius, yep that's all I have to say.
Emily- Is the wife of the company's manager, a chubby and tall woman, acts like she is in charge of group and actually isn't, and she is a hooker and stripper in her free time.
Strawberry- Lesbian, has a gf, loves the golden girls, not a virgin, is Rosalie's Morty. And hates the smell of shit.
Elmo/Herpes- A memey person, who loves beer, and lives in a apartment
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