Kidnapping Super Junior's Magnae

I'm telling you.
Kidnapping someone is a crime. So you shouldn't try it no matter how huge your love to your idol.
Anyway, I made this story to feed your desire, pervert ELF.
No, it's not a smut one, but it's quite vulgar.
I can't remember how many times I read a comment about Kyuhyun like:
"OMG, he's so cute, can I have him?" or "God dammit, I want to kidnap him!" or "BabyKyu... let me eat you!" and so many more...
Yes, this is our fantasy. Where a sasaeng manages to kidnap him and makes ELF around the world in turmoil. His hyungs are about to lose themselves. Everyone is on the edge of going crazy.
But relax, it will not be so dark. But only a bit gray. Uh-huh... yeah... only a little bit tho.
It will be fun, ELF.
Enjoy :)