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Bionic Punchline

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What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in common? They're all in this book, and their stories were all written for Flash Fiction Month 2014. With one story for each and every day of July--and a humourous analysis of the event--there's something for everyone here.

"I have no problem with this, nor any useful comments!" ~Jasper FfordeAll Rights Reserved

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