How to kill Peter Parker
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  • Reads 442,362
  • Votes 16,152
  • Parts 35
  • Time 3h 3m
Complete, First published May 04, 2019
[COMPLETED]
  Deadpool, a mercenary, has been assigned to kill Peter Parker. When he uses Spiderman to get closer to Peter, though, something sparks within him. He notices Spiderman and Peter Parker are awfully close...
  
  Can he get the guts to kill his lover's best friend?
  
  (BASED OFF THE COMICS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAN MADE.)
  
  Hehehehe everyone close to me knows how much I love Spideypool so OF COURSE I'm gonna write a fanfic about them and hope my friends don't find it-)
  
  Highest ranks:
  #1 Spideypool
  #1 Spiderpool 
  #2 Deadpool
  #7 Wadewilson
  #9 Peter Parker
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Wade Winston Wilson aka Deadpool is the merc with the mouth, the lewd, rude and sometimes nude anti-hero, who hates life, the universe and everything. The exceptions are tacos, the Golden Girls, and un-aliving people. Peter Parker aka Spider-Man is a cinnamon roll of a superhero with a bubble butt that won't quit and iron cast morals which do not let him kill, not even bad guys. Not ever. When Deadpool met Spider-Man, he fell in love. Nothing good can come out of that. Or can it? Very unlike my other fanfics with sweet, tender first boyloves, this fic is rated R for the following: inappropriate humor and language, blood and gore, death (often Wade's), missing limbs (also Wade's), mentions of suicide (do I need to say whose?), explicit and sometimes weird smut, NSFW fan art, and a fast and loose relationship with Marvel canon. Everything is safe, sane and consensual. Well, consensual. "Safe" and "sane" aren't in Wade's vocabulary. Note: Wade does have an inappropriate fascination with men's butts which leads him to grope them in passing without consent. However, he never does this with the women characters, nor goes further with men either except with verbal consent. I owe none of the characters. I take no responsibility for Deadpool's actions. Like that dude did anything I told him to do. Read at your own risk. But only if you're over 18 years of age. The cover image is from here, but I don't know if they are the original artist: https://wadewilson-parker.tumblr.com/post/160775189276/shiroerika-spideypool-%E8%A6%AA%E8%87%89%E9%A0%B0
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[Complete] Pseudo-Spider-Man shrugged Iron Fist and White Tiger off carelessly. "Well, then I guess my jobs done. Carry on Humphrey, don't let me get in the way of your own unaliving," Peter froze. He glanced up, wincing when his head twinged, and scowled skeptically at his cosplayer. Oh, it better not be... "Deadpool?" he muttered. _____________________ Peter's stuck in his civies during a bank heist and can't sneak away to get into costume. Even worse when he's taken as a hostage while the robbers demand Spider-Man and his team to show themselves. With the clock ticking down and a gun to Peter's head, he's team is forced to send in a replacement. Peter is not impressed, to say the least. [ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN CARTOON] [One-Shot] Disclaimer: I do not own Ultimate Spider-Man or its characters. {COMPLETED}