Writing this made me mildly annoyed, hence the title, and it makes no sense. I don't ship Klance but, my sister said that it's this or TomTord and there is no way that I'm going to research TomTord. Anyhow, Allurance will happen in my story because, I want it to stick to canon. We must have real Shiro, no fakes. Also, it was hard to start the chapters because, I had to make my red and blue Paladins sound less creepy. Also, this is pure 'satire', so...
All of that is now void, because I rewrote it, yay.
A text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins!
TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wrote this whilst doing A-Levels as a way of relaxing haha.