Life Is A Joke
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Life is a joke, isn't it? Atleast for most of us it is. Another man of this opinion, William Andrew is facing life's attacks. He is jobless, has no passion, no love and no ambitions. However, he refuses to take life seriously. If life is a joke, then it should be a funny one for everyone to laugh at. That is his motto. Enter his life where you will find no room for dullness and depression. Are you ready for this adventure?
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