You want me to tell a story? I have pretty good one if you'll sit and listen. You don't know all of the Killjoy stories, so don't interrupt, because I hate repeating myself. I'm a slow storyteller, but I'm the only one, so you can get over it. But I've just gotta warn you kids, there's some scary shit in here. I'll try to let you know before it happens, but you have to be willing to hear it if you wanna stay. You wanna hear about the Killjoys? Sit down and grab your blaster, it's gonna be a long night.