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Naughty Limericks

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Reads 652
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Parts 15
Time <5 mins

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This is a collection of naughty limericks  I wrote  between 2010 to 2015 while I was working up at the oil sands. * They were meant for a laugh, not to be taken seriously, so if you offend easily, this poetry may not be for you.  Other workers up there would ask me to write one for them - first name base only, so I would as long as they told me they would  not to be offended.  At first I wrote for the men, but then the women also wanted me to do a limerick for them. I started off writing nice limericks for my female co-workers, but they said they wanted me to write them naughty ones too.  I got a lot of laughs at camp.All Rights Reserved

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