Naughty Limericks

This is a collection of naughty limericks I wrote between 2010 to 2015 while I was working up at the oil sands. * They were meant for a laugh, not to be taken seriously, so if you offend easily, this poetry may not be for you. Other workers up there would ask me to write one for them - first name base only, so I would as long as they told me they would not to be offended. At first I wrote for the men, but then the women also wanted me to do a limerick for them. I started off writing nice limericks for my female co-workers, but they said they wanted me to write them naughty ones too. I got a lot of laughs at camp.