All You Need Is Love! ...and a smirking Jerk. - RJ Fletcher - Wattpad

All You Need Is Love! ...and a smirking Jerk.

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Time 2h 28m

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chick-lit comedy humor romance whatever

Karmen Forden has known Charlie Hansson since she could talk! And growing up with her crush has NOT been easy. He TEASED her in kindergarten,  EMBARRASSED her in middle school, and IGNORED her in high school. But on a very unlucky day she keeps bumping into him, constantly. This coincidence landed her on top of him, LITERALLY!  Also in the hospital with a concussion.  Karmen has to deal with stressful family problems due to the split of her divorced parents and her father who left her and her sister at a young age. She also holds a secret and a painful memory that hunts her and her fears of trusting another soul. 

Now Charlie wants to HELP and show her attention. What a *Bleep* NOW HE PAYS ATTENTION! 

Makes you wander was this running into each other Cupids way of helping and turning her unlucky day into a lucky day or putting her through hell with Hansson bullshit.

*Warning This Book Is Just Another Sappy Story On Wattpad. Read at YOUR own risk. Plus I wrote this book when I was like 13-14 years old so there's unrealistic behavior and swear words and just a lot of immature crap*😋All Rights Reserved

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