How to Pickpocket a Pickpocket
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  • Reads 28,112
  • Votes 1,060
  • Parts 41
  • Time 10h 5m
Complete, First published May 09, 2019
Skyrim Fanfiction
Brynjolf x OC 
What was supposed to be innocent pickpocketing for Artis, turned out to be her getting in trouble with the Riften guards when her target, a green eyed, red haired man blew her cover. While on the run, she ended up in the most unfortunate events. Even after almost being decapitated, killing a dragon and finding out she is the legendary Dragonborn, she still hasn't forgotten, nor forgiven the mysterious man for calling the guards on her. What she never knew, was that that certain mysterious man will become a big part of her non-boring life and... that he can be quite annoying sometimes.
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