Summary of Freshman Year

Freshman - noun - The year of high school during which thoughts and feelings blend into one and stress builds higher than Mt. Everest while acne doesn't get much better and hormones are flying awry and love is indescribable but yet is thought to be felt, whilst knowledge of what goes on in a emotional 14 year old boy is still a mystery to those who should be trained to do this but they would rather not get fired for having the school sued by the parents of students who probably have some major secret locked up from everybody except a few people that they trust that they would call friends but are beginning to question exactly what friendship is and who they love and what can they love and what feels good and what electives to take because deciding that can really be the difference between community college and Princeton even though you know it's not true but academic competition is high and educational opportunity raises stakes and homework builds but you push through so you can get that one percentage higher than everyone else so you can sum up a good college resume that you know won't really matter, as colleges like volunteering more but you don't have the social skills, all the while kids are looking for somebody to love.