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The residents of Quartzwater City have gone mad in the hunt for a hidden treasure and Max thinks he can use his "unparalleled" detective skills to get an inside track. But can he compete with a mysterious seemingly all-powerful being that seems to be one step ahead at all times? Meanwhile Maurice remains trapped in the body of a chicken and Zeke's wandering around somewhere getting himself into trouble like only he can. And one of Dr. Octavius's past experiments has the potential to save the world... or doom everyone.
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