My date with a semi-machine
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Kelly Bhermer is a typical 20-year-old who tries to live her life the way she wants to-but occasionally accepts blind dates from her aunt who thinks she's Roz's aunt Ruth from the Night Court episode "Auntie Maime". But her recent pairing for her only niece is both interestingly an adventure and kind of on the verge of scary, as her aunt matched her with Mr. Clever. Will he behave or will he be naughty all night and plan to convert her and her family all throughout the time of the date?
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